Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

justin littleton being sucessful

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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