Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Anti Joke

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