one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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I had a submarine.... once

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Poop...

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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