What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Soccer...

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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My name is Harry.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Anti Joke

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