What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Sammi suck kyles chode

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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