- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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