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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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stuarts mum

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Hey, Max!!

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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