some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Women can vote? WTF

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

tommy is retared

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

purple pickles

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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