why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Your Mother

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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