Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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diarrhea.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Anti Joke

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