What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

69...you know how awkward this is now...

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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