Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Daym im romantic

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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baloney sandwich

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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