- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

I regret everything.....

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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