Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why? Why Not?

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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