- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

its funny cuz i laughed!

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

balls

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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