- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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