- Anti Joke

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

penis haha

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Asians

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

your social life.

The lion swallowed his pride.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Donald Trump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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