How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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