- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

all jokes aside...

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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