What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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I like your hair

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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