A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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Jews

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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