Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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British Dentistry

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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