- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

I like colin but not as much as apple

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

This is a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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