- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Bacon is delcious.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

womens rights.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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