- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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