What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Poop...

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Your mom

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Robin, Get in the Car

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

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