Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Women's Rights.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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