- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Are you a tree

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??