- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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