book 'em danno

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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roses are red violets are blue

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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