Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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An Aisian failed a test

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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