- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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