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FIONN'S LIFE

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

I'm Batman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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