::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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