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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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