- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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