- Anti Joke

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Women Sports.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.