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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

My Nan, that is all.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

A black man has a job.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A blonde walked into a bar.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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