- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

shut up kobe!

whats one plus one penis

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Your wife died during the delivery.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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