- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

Who's Micheal Jackson?

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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