If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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