Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Knock knock Come in

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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