- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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