Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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