Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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