- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Your adopted.....

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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