- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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