- Anti Joke

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Jews

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

all jokes aside...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.