- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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