Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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i lost the game

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Justin Bieber

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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British Dentistry

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Moral

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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