What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

every knight i see an owl at window

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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