What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

kesha is a virgin.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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