- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Sixty... eight

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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