why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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