How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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How high is a Chinaman

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssLOLIAMINTHESIDEBAR:Dyouaregaylol

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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